This is not just a T-shirt. It’s a wearable declaration of your coping strategy.
Soft enough to nap in, oversized enough to hide your existential dread, and honest enough to warn others that you’re only functioning because you buried your face in your dog’s neck this morning.
Whether you're pacing through a meeting pretending to care or aimlessly scrolling while your dog sleeps next to you (aka the golden hours), this shirt tells the world: I’m fine-ish—thanks for asking—but I’d rather be sniffing my dog.
Comes in white, beige, and “I haven’t done laundry in a week” gray. Emotional support not included (unless your dog is nearby).
Product features - Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester - Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit and feel - Double needle sleeve, neck and bottom hem for durability - 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for softness - Medium fabric weight for a comfortable wear
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
